• # Kya ye Khabar sahi hai?
  
  Please GEO dekh kar ye khabar confirm kar do k,
  
  Karachi k Elaqay Al-Asif Square pe,
  
  Pathanon ki Hotel pe,
  
  Bohat he Zabardast.
  
  
  
  Chai milti hai!!!
  
  2
  
  Yesterday whole night I was thinking abt only U
  
  Only n only U
  
  Now I'm
  
  thinking of V.
  
  .
  
  .
  
  Tonight I'll think abt W, X, Y :)
  
  3
  
  # I miss you,
  I love you,
  I like you,
  Tu meri Jaan,
  Tu mera Chand,
  Tu meri subah,
  Tu meri Shaam,
  
  
  Ziyada khush hone ki zaroorat nahi hai,
  
  Ye sab meri Amma mujhe kehti hai..
  
  4
  
  # Wo Choom len aik baar to Urjaati hy Neend,
  
  Unki Awaaz Sunty sunty Raat Jati hy beet.
  
  Isliye kehty hen Ye Risk na Uthaao,
  
  
  "MORTEIN JALAAO"
  "MACHAR BHAGAO".
  
  5
  
  # Son: I Don't Want To Go School Ma! All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid
  &
  The Kids Hate Me.
  
  Mom:No! U Should Go, Bcoz U R The
  
  
  "Principal"
  
  6
  
  He got me from the bar
  He took me in his car
  He took my top off
  And put his lips against mine
  But dont worry
  m a bottle of APPLE JAM.
  7
  
  ; ; ; ; ; ;
  c("""") c("""")
  """" """"
  
  
  
  $pecia£ TEA
  
  Ek mere leye
  !
  Aur
  !
  dosri b mere leye.
  
  Tum Chahye To Apni Bana K Pio.
  
  8
  
  
  I WANT U
  
  I LIKE U
  
  I MISS U
  
  I LOVE U
  
  
  
  
  All these sentences are the examples of "PRESENT INDEFINITE TENSE"
  HA HA
  
  9
  
  Do u know boys left hand or girls right hand me watch kyn pehante hain??
  
  
  Guess
  
  
  s0cho
  
  
  
  Simple,
  
  
  
  
  
  Time dekhne k Ly ;-)
  
  10
  
  # Aapko Hum.
  
  Sirf Aapko.
  
  Ary Aapko,
  
  Han Aapko,
  
  Han han aapko,
  
  Baba aapko,
  
  Only aapko,
  
  Aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko,
  
  
  Humesha Tang Karengay.
  
  11
  
  # He: Dukha Kya?
  She: Zara bhi nahi.
  
  He: Aur Ek Baar?
  She: Ab isme Daalo.
  
  He: Achha laga?
  She: Haa. Bahoot.
  
  He: OK.MADAM KA SANDLE PACK KARO.
  
  12
  
  #
  
  
  Matlabi,
  Dhokay Baz,
  
  Jhootay,
  Khud Garz,
  
  Lalchi,
  Wada Khilaf,
  
  
  Khuda aapko in sab logon se door rakhy.
  
  13
  
  # Ek admi Coffee Shop pr gaya aur coffee ka order diya.
  
  Waiter order lekar gaya Aur door ja kr kuch ishara krne laga.
  
  Thori der baad usne BiLL la kr rkh diya.
  Admi: Ye kya! Meri coffee kahan hai?
  Waiter: Samajhdaar k liye ishaara hi COFFEE hai.
  
  
  14
  
  aik ADMI america jata hai. usay chicken khanay ko dil karta hai lekin usay pata nahi hota k english mein murghi ko kya kehtay hain. wo aik hotel mein gaya aur order kia....egg's mother
  
  
  
  
  
  15
  
  # AIK LARKA School main hans raha tha:
  2 Larka bola: Chup kar jao.
  
  1 LARKA: Kyon? Aur tum kon ho?
  
  2 Larka: Main Monitor hon.
  
  
  1 LARKA: Main CPU hon. :-)
  
  16
  
  1 ADMI Photo Studio main Gaya,
  Us ne ek baat kahi jisay sun kar Photographer Pagal ho gaya.
  
  
  ADMI 1: Oh yara!!! Ek Passport size photo lena par us main Shoes bhi aana chahiyen.