# Don't keep Me in your Heart,
But keep Me in your Brain,

Bcoz


Rehnay ki jaga jitni Khali ho utna he Maza aata hai.






# LUCKNOW k Bachey
"LUCKNOW" Me 2 Bachey Aapas Me Larr Rahe Thy.

1st Ne 2nd Se Kaha: Dekhiye Janab ! Agr Aap Humari Baat Nhi Mane'n
Gy Tou Hum Aap k Walid-e-Mohtaram Ki Shan Me Ghustakhana Kalmat Pesh Kare'n Gy.

2nd: Tou Hum Aap k Rukhsar-e-Mubarak Pe Aisa Tamaancha Baja Laye'n Gy k Gaal Gulaab Ki Patti Ki Trha Chamakne Lagy Ga .. ;->






# BV: Mein tumhari zindagi ke Kitaab hon..
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Husband: Yehe to afsos hy,
Calendar hoti To haar saal badal leta.







# Shadi main Munna apny Papa se: Papa khana kab khaengay?

Papa: Dear Dulha Dulhan aayengay, Paison(Rs) ka Lifafa den gay, phir khana khaengay.

Munna Bhag k gaya Stage pe aur Dulhay se kehne laga: Ye lo Rs.100 2 Plate Biryani aur Salad k Paise kaat lo.





Tum dosti ka wo dagh ho

Jse hum ARIEL se dho nhi sakte

RIN se saaf nhi kr skte

SURF EXCEL se mita nhi skte

Q
K

Dagh to ache hote hain, Jese app.






master shagird se khali jaga pur kro 900 choohay kha kr bili ...... chali
shagird ! 900 chohay kha kr billi thumak thumak k chali
master kharay ho jao mujh se mazak krtay ho
shagird sir ye bhi mene aap ka dil rakh nay k liye kaha ha warna 900 chohay kha kr bili to ki us ka baap bhi nahe chal sakta







# Going To School...!
Early one mornin‘, a mother went in to wake up her son ...



mother : “Wake up, son ... Itz time to go to school !“ ...



son : “But why, Mom ? .. I don‘ want to go.“ ...



mother : “Give me two reasonz, why U don‘ want to go.“ ...



son : “Well, da kidz hate me for one, ... n da teacherz hate me, too !“ ...



mother : “Oh, datz no reason not to go to school .. Come on now n get ready .“ ...



son : “Give me two reasonz, why I should go to school.“ ...



mother : “Well, for one, u‘re 45 yearz old .. n for another, u‘re da Principal !“ ...







kahte hain ki jab koi kisi ko bahut yaad karta hai to 1 tara toot ke girta hai, 1 din saara aasman khali ho jayega aur aapki wajah se ilzaam mere sir aayega







# a sardar prayers daily for 2 hours
hey vaheguru meri lottery lagade
after 11 years vaheguru angrily appears and says:
oye ullu de pathay ek bar ticket to lee le






# A jutt in Karachi went to bank for opening an account.
he took one form and went to Islamabad.
do u know why?
Because in the form he read!
"write in capital"







sardar: aaj main ne pani ko ullu bana diya.
freind: pani ko ullu? woh kaise?
sardar: oye! subha main ne pani garam kiya
aur thande pani se naha liya




Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye panse huye hain.






In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it's loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise