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  Larki wale: Aap ka Beta kya karta hai?
  
  
  
  Larkay ki Amma ne kaha:
  
  
  
  Mera beta 3 Rupay mei 500 sms karta hai ROZANA...
  
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  # Beggar: Sir, plz give 50 paise.
  
  
  Man: I don't have.
  
  
  Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together.
  
  
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  # SPORTS NEWS~
  
  
  The Most Dangerous Match of 2009 Coming on MAY 12 Between MQM & ANP, on the Roads of KARACHI.
  
  Both Teams r waiting 4 this Match...
  ANP called his Talented Players 4m Tribal Areas..
  
  MQM will Play with his local but most experience Players..
  
  Umpires: POLICE & RANGER... Live & Exclusive only on TV.. Don't Miss it.. For more detail Visit Karachi on May 12 at 8am till 10pm..
  
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  # Tension nahi lenay ka!
  
  Achay Sapnay dekhnay ka,
  Mast Life guzarnay ka!
  
  Jin Bhoot se nahi darney ka,
  
  
  Bole to,
  Shisha nahi Dekhney ka!
  
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  # Chor (Theif) ne apni Mangaitar ko Heeray ka Haar gift main diya.
  
  Mangaitar: Is Haar ki qeemat kya hai?
  
  
  Chor: 3 Saal Qaid-e-Ba Mushaqqat.... :-)
  
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  # Garma garam Biryani ki daig sirf aap k lye:
  
  
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  Chlo ab zada muskrao nhi.
  
  Dho ker wapis ker daina.